Britney Spears



 
Who cares if Brittney
Shaves her head or drops her babe
Fear global warming!
whata a total mess!
even avril's beating you down,
want an umbrella?
you were a "virgin"
then you went and popped out two want my phone number?
britney, poor child
you put too much up your nose
now kevin wants half
remember these things:
pigtails, pleated skirts, and you
dancing for no one?
talk about crazy
is paris still your friend?
those wigs look so bad
your curtains and drapes
ah, taxi rides and haircuts
now we know they match
you so hyphy, girl
you went stupid, got dumb
ghost ride the stroller
random haiku > you were a "virgin" / then you went and popped out two want my phone number?
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